And again….

So tonight stbx had a “misunderstanding” (read: he’s either an idiot or he’s lying again).

He snottily handed me a $1 bill today and when I was confused he said “This is for my math error for the student loans.” Yesterday, he gave me a money order for $66 for his property settlement amount bringing his total to $99 for the month.

When I told him that student loans were $133, he said matter-of-factly, “Nope. It’s $100 and your lawyer agreed to that and it’s signed” (meaning by him, not me). So I sent him a “clarifying” email.

Stbx/Douchetastic/Sperm Donor with an attitude, Tonight, though you stated that you had signed the new papers, you seem to be under the misunderstanding that I agreed to a $100 student loan payment and gave me $1 to fix your “math error” bring your total payment for this month to $100. Read the decree again that was sent to your lawyer as well as the agreement between us via our lawyers. CS is $367. Student loans is $133. This totals $500 as was agreed. This is being sent to my lawyer as well as you to make sure we are all on the same page. Under 5.L. in our divorce decree: “L. Respondent will pay $133.00 per month to Petitioner for his portion of her student loans, beginning September 1, 2010, and continuing on the first of each month thereafter until paid in full. Same shall be paid via income assignment with the child support each month.” Also, since this is starting as of Sept. 1, you are currently 2 months behind as well. Vannie

I really hope that his lawyer didn’t changed the totals again. Last time, she changed the totals using WHITEOUT on the decree. If she has, I am going to just straight take them to court for screwing around instead of continuing going round and round. This is getting ridiculous. If it’s just his misunderstanding, I would like to fix his “misunderstanding”. Although, I’ll do this with a smile to irritate him. 

He also still currently owes me $305 and the $1 is, if anything, rude when you owe someone that amount of money. I have asked my lawyer to take the necessary steps to take care of this. The next payment on daycare is coming up and he still currently hasn’t even reimbursed me for October. 30 days is up on the 21st for the receipts I gave him last month that total $305 that he must pay for the kids. I make not make rent this month because my money is all tied up in his freaking account. Oh, did I mention that he overdrafted our joint checking again? While I was letting it sit the required number of days with no activity on it? Yeah. He is a douche.

On the plus side, if he did sign it, and the totals are correct, and it’s just his own misunderstanding, then there is a chance I can be divorced in a matter of days after receiving the paperwork back……….